2003-10-23 - 4:03 p.m.
i'm boreder than bored.
work blows. for your entertainment, here's a conversation i just had with an author;
vivakate: "oh you didn't get one of the four faxes i sent or the link i emailed to your proofs? that's terrible. how about i make you a pdf of it and email that to you?"
douchebag author: (in a condescending tone) "um, well, how about this? how about you make a pdf of it and email it to me, do you understand what i mean?"
vivakate: (in my head, "isn't that what i just said, bitch?") "oh, good idea."
i recommended to someone else today to fly a pirate flag in their cubicle. turns out they are cubeless, so i'm gonna heed my own advice. these scurvy bitches aren't gonna know what hit em.
i am not ready for snow. i am not willing to freeze my ass off for my smoking habit quite yet. in a city with a smoking ban, there is no respite for the cold. dear iggy (my god, if you haven't noticed) please let it be warm on halloween. smoking is part of my costume (yeah right) and i don't want to be cold...
when it comes to reading, i am in a weird mood lately. i can handle magazines (bien sur!) but books are leaving me cold. i've picked up, started and put down a bunch. even the melifluous biography of davidleeroth couldn't hold my interest. if midget fucking and golden showers can't keep me reading, what can? tell me what to read please. i'm in cultural toxic shock.
