2003-10-31 - 1:42 p.m.
why can't ghosts have sex?
because they have hollow weenies!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
i am unhealthily excited for halloween tonight for a few reasons: fake boobs, straight hair, other peep's costumes, the information as the cure, and the possibility (oh please oh please) of "adult candy". seriously, i need to take a chill pill and calm the fuck down...
here's another reason i have spent the past few days in a state of frazzled overexcitement: IGGY IS COMING! yes, my lord god and savior, mistah iggy pop is swinging through town (no doubt led by his 11 inch cock) to play an in-store and do a signing! whatthefuck! this means that a select few who get in (buy the cd and get wristbands all next tues morning, very stressful!) will see iggy and oh wait, i forgot, THE STOOGES live and in person in a semi-small record store. ok, now here's the kicker, the signing. are you fucking telling me that i have the opportunity to walk up to IGGY and say something (stupid) and maybe get a picture taken with him and maybe get him to sign a vinyl copy of "raw power"? it can't be real. i don't think i'll make it. what will i wear? what will i say? the best recommendations i've had thus far is to get him to sign my chest (because that's classy) or just out and out grab his cock and tell him i'm gonna do him "boston style" or sing "personal jesus" to him. whatever happens it's gonna be fucking life-altering and i swear to iggy that i'll get one of those gold membership thingies and make a new diary with the picture of me and my iggy prominently displayed if it comes to pass.
what else?
mr. manny ramirez saying he wants to play for the yankees? i'm not having that. i was upset at first but now i'm kinda thinking that losing manny (although i don't want him to go) might be a good thing, if we can firm up contracts with other boys (ahem, varitek) and bring in some newbies. i dunno, we'll see what happens. honestly, i don't really want someone on the sox that wants to be on the yanks. it's all or nothing, manny.
i like the strokes album the more i listen to it. song 8 is incredible. it's a croony swoony ditty. the rest is good too, it's just not that different from the first one, but who said the strokes had to reinvent the wheel with this one? i didn't. this album is TOTALLY what i expected, so i'm not at all disappointed. albie hammond jr. + vivakate forever...
in the new rollingstone, chloe sevigny affirms that yes, she did give vincent gallo an actual blowjob in "brown bunny". does that make it a porno? is it wrong that i desperately want to see it now? i have the most enormous girlcrush on chloe lately, ever since she was a slutty slutty nurse in "party monster". i can't tell if i want to be her friend or make out with her. probably both.
i'll leave you with something i said last night (when i was utterly stoned): "i don't think i've ever watched 'the faculty' so stoned!" this is important for two reasons: 1. it presupposes that i've seen "the faculty" more than once (i totally have, hi josh hartnett aka zeke!) and 2. that i've watched it while stoned [hangs head in shame].
here's to hoping you get a healthy dose of tricks with your treats tonight! i'm expecting a few...
