2003-12-02 - 9:34 a.m.
the picture of me and joe from "the state" is up on my friend lindsay's site: www.lindsayism.com - go admire me.
happy last day of work to my evil boss. your tenure is over and i couldn't be gladder. i'm sorry i won't be joining you for cocktails tonight, but i have a life and have made other plans. frankly, re-doing my laundry would be a better plan than cheersing you...
why do i watch "celebrities uncensored" on e? it's such a trainwreck of a show. highlights of last night's episode? a girl pissing all over the sidewalk (by choice) and a guy getting maced in the face for trying to approach smokey robinson. i knew smokey's time was precious, but this is ridiculous...
what did we learn last night on "average joe" my babies? well, we learned that guys don't recognize the girl they've been "courting" for a month if she's all gussied up in a fat suit, even though her voice sounds exactly the same! and we learned that even if melana has a "crush" on you, she'll dump your ass if you make reference to having anal sex with her cousin (aka her in a fat suit). i'm just gonna put it out there that i think melana is gonna pick jason because she wants to get in his man pants so badly. in their hot and heavy limo makeout, she kept whispering sweet nothings, like this gem: "you're so pretty". i think melana is turned on by jason's sexual ambiguousness; she totally asked him last week if he liked boys or girls. he is pretty vacant and she likes that in a guy. furthermore, she's not gonna fuck him on national television, so she'll have to wait until the show ends to put in her request for the hot beef injection. poor adam, he's just there for show to prove that one of the original frogs could make it to the finals. he doesn't stand a chance...or does he? next week's scenes intimated that he could be rich. is melana a golddigger? or just a horny hot chick? we'll all find out next week in the two hour season finale. how will i last until then? at least i have the premiere of the latest reality show tonight: "the simple life", starring paris "i'm ready for my closeup, mr. solomon" hilton.
