2003-12-09 - 1:51 p.m.
i knew it.
poor adam. poor poor adam. it was utterly gutwrenching to watch melana break his heart into a jillion pieces on national tv. i knew she would never choose the "average" (in truth, a millionaire is not average) guy over "the hunk".
when she told him "the romance ends here", i almost barfed. the expression on his shattered face reminded me of the simpsons episode where lisa breaks ralph wiggum's heart on krusty's tv special and she and bart watch it together and bart freezes the frame and says: "watch this, lis. you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half." we all could pinpoint the moment when adam's heart broke last night.
but you know what? he's a millionaire. he owns a bar in nyc called nectar. i checked out the site today and the guestbook there has about a million girls propositioning him, so he'll do just fine.
it's good to know that people are predictable. we all knew she'd choose jason over adam, despite the fact that jason lives at home with his parents and is still in undergrad (to be a "weatherman") at age 26. melana just wanted to get her hands in his "pretty" pants. my money's on them having "made sweet love by the fire" on their overnight date. she wasn't physically attracted to adam, i think she just wanted to be his friend the whole time and it was nice for her to hang out with a smart guy who made her laugh to counteract all the heavy petting going on with jason. i mean, c'mon every time they kissed it looked like jacko and lisa marie presley at the mtv video music awards. awkward and repellent.
but the fun doesn't stop here friends! come january we have average joe 2. a miss usa is faced with more pasty, nerdy, chubby, awkward, and all-around weird guys. scenes showed her having a full-on freakout and asking the producers if they had dressed the guys up to look extra losery! however, it also showed her making out with a plethora of said losery guys.
i am so there.
