2004-01-06 - 11:29 a.m.
i have absolutely no time for this right now. which is unfortunate.
i made you promises, promises about year end lists. they're still coming, but they're not at the top of my list of things to do.
i shouldn't even be taking the time away from work to write this right now. i am the queen of overtime right now.
new year's eve was the most fun ever. all the cool kids (wink) were partying at the bucky. i made like the girl in the eddie murphy song because i like to "party all the time". there were magnificent sundries which made sleep an impossibility and made bathroom visits more fun than usual. a select few of us stayed up to da break of dawn drinking cold duck, champ, mimosas and red bull and vodkas - ok basically, everthing that was leftover after the revelry. i didn't get to bed (officially, wink again) until noon. by friday i thought i was partied out, but looking at the night's pictures set a proverbial fire under my ass and out i went again. seriously, wasn't this the nicest week off ever? it was like one big long neverending weekend. i never knew what day it was, and i didn't give a fuck.
it's back and better than ever. average joe part deux! this time i have someone to cheer for, for real. his name is brian g. and he is balding and he works with my dad. so far he's been pretty snarky and cool, except when he read her a poem he wrote. dear boys, girls laugh at you when you sing songs from "grease" to us, read poetry, rap, breakdance (unless you're jude law), etc. keep it real fellas, and she won't think you're a psycho.
the best thing about this new season? i don't know anyone's name, but i have already given everyone nicknames. we have:
powder - for the guy w/o sweat glands
deli line - for the heavily boston accented guy who practically makes me pee my pants every time he speaks.
fuck - for phuc, the asian contender
mushmouth - for the guy who got kicked off last night that looked like adam sandler
cold sore - for the guy that got kicked off probably because he was having a herpes outbreak
cousin chucky - for the guy with the long hair who looks like my white trash cousin
toomanytatts - for the guy who would be a cute artist if not for the excessive tatting
swigga - for the short guy who likes to breakdance and rap
greaser - for the guy who thought it was a casting call for "the outsiders 2"
braces - for the virgin with clear braces who got kicked off last night
i hate you - for the sideshow bob looklike loser who needs to go - NOW!
this one looks like it might blow average joe one out of the water. the guys are dorkier and pushier and weirder. the twists and turns, aka buff guys, are all ahead. will powder, deli line or brian g. beat the hunks? only time will tell. monday nights just got really good...
